She is the most beautiful, talented girl you will ever meet. Don’t touch her penis, or else! She is very feisty and if provoked, will lick you sensually in places you never expected. She has beautiful bushy eyebrows, and stays completely natural in all ways. She is the best girlfriend a guy could have, just try not to touch her in the morning, evening, or night. She’s especially promiscuous and freaky on the sabbath and all holy days of obligation. She is sometimes inclined to howl at the moon and will never take off her wolf ears. Her favorite songs are wap by cardi b, don’t tread on me, Donda chant, and the little drummer boy. She has a beautiful baritone voice whenever she performs any of these songs, which harmonizes perfectly with the screams of children upon seeing her. Don’t give her access to your laxitives!
by Criss cross assplesauce November 6, 2022