You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.
by bstsbitches October 21, 2010
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Another way for saying that you're eating pussy
White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat
by smokinquack December 13, 2018
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Something that many Asian's have done.
<Husband>"Me got cat!"
<Wife>"Good, take fur off."
<Husband>"Noo, me take fur off later."
<Wife>"Hurry up, me want to shove in overn and cook already."
<Husband>"I like to eat cat."
by Bib Jones June 22, 2008
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Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.
If you believe that, you're eating cat.
by SlowReading July 24, 2012
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ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me
by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017
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person who wants to eat your cat #emo
cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022
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