Dysfemina

An inability to understand a woman's signals; usually verbal hints and body language.

Most often used in relation to dating

Ex.:
"Girl: It's a bit cold tonight.
Boy: You should have worn a jacket.
Girl: I haven't been with anyone in a while...
Boy: Maybe it's your hair?
Girl: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Boy: See? No wonder you're freezing!"

- What's up, man? She was coming on to you.
- What?! She was?
- You really have to do something about this dysfemina of yours.

by Greyoak October 28, 2011