A giant asshole who loves sucking dick. He was raised in the Congo among the aborigines, learning to shoot blow darts as a young child, therefore giving him the lung capacity to suck dicks for long periods of time and even, in some cases, suck the clit off an elephant. He has a sense of humor, but his jokes are sometimes followed with a sarcastic knee slap to make him feel better because he does not understand what sarcasm is.