While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.
by LoganhJaredm September 20, 2010
Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015