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1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
by Xeneric December 30, 2010
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The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
by LiquidShadow8 January 19, 2007

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