Dump Date 

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

Dump Date by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

date dump and dash

The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.

Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash

date dump and dash by Jackiepaper June 25, 2017

Do Date Dump

A game requiring the selection of three arbitrary individuals to be categorized in a one-to-one fashion with three categories: one individual must be copulated with and then discarded (the Do); one individual must be entered into a long-term commitment with (the Date); the final individual is one that you would forego any interaction with (the Dump).

Oh...oh god, you're making a Do Date Dump for Peter Chris and Meg Griffin? I guess...Do Chris, Date Peter, and Dump Meg.

Do Date Dump by exw June 14, 2010

dumpdate 

The act of informing one's peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. The Bristol Stool Scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.

Verb:

1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.

Noun:

1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.

dumpdate by ukohaK May 15, 2014

dumpdate 

the act of updating your status while taking a dump.

guy: what took you so long in the bathroom?

dude: hey, go easy on me, i had to dumpdate...

dumpdate by Walnut2011 October 18, 2011