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Double dumbass on you! 

A plain,classic Star Trek phrase,delivered by the one and only Captain Kirk to a cab driver in one of the Original Series feature films.
Cab driver: Watch where you're going, you dumbass!
Captain Kirk: Double dumbass on you!

spilled some dumbass on yourself 

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore 

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.
That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

Out you go dumbass hoe 

When ones mother says they may not acquire McDonald’s whilst driving past it, one responds with “out you go dumbass hoe”
Joe: can we get McDonald’s it’s right there
Joe momma: Nah fam we gotta fruit loop at home

Joe: “out you go dumbass hoe”

Joe: *throws mom out of car
Joe momma: gets ran over by thirty eight cars.

well of course dumbass

'I/We know that, stupid!'
other phrases like this include no shit sherlock
''Jimmy: The sky is black at night.
Mike: Well of course dumbass''

Im on a phone dumbass 

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.