Duke Onkled

The ruler of Gamelon in the shitty Zelda CD-i series. Leads King Harkinian into a trap, so Link has to save his ass. He is extremely popular in Youtube poops, where it is revealed that he owns a diner where he sells potato chips, pizza, and spaghetti. It is right next to Gwonam's restaurant, the Squadallah Burger.

Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!