Duh

Something I say to my wife when she asks a question.

Do you want me to cook dinner tonight? DUH!!!

by Welder25 July 24, 2008

no, duh

A person uses, no, duh when someone suggests or asks about something that is obviously true.

" can I eat breakfast today?"
responce would be, "no, duh!"

by bruuuuuuuuuhhhh.... November 21, 2016

no duh

A blunt reply to a statement that is obvious; sarcastic agreement--"oh really?"

Synonym: no shit

1) No duh Ivan is the strongest one on the team; he stays late to work out.

2) You're going to get in trouble if you steal your teacher's notes. No duh!

by VAKI5 May 11, 2005

duh

Patently obvious to the most casual observer.

Gergles: I'm getting older.
Sasquatch: Duh. And uglier.

by sousi November 14, 2006

duh

Sound used to imitate a mentally retarded person as an answer to an obvious remark or question. The person using "duh" is thereby sarcastically indicating that he/she is not retarded and the forgoing remark or question is obvious to him/her.

Him: Hey, to insert a column you have to press the column insert menu!
Me: Duh! No kidding!

by martaze July 31, 2008

duh

A basic unit of measurement of human stupidity. One "duh" is a single unit of stupidity, for example, misplacing your keys would be approximately one duh. Due to the large amounts of stupidity present in the world, more practical units are megaduhs(10^6) or gigaduhs(10^9). Still larger units such as exaduhs(10^18) or yottaduhs(10^24) are more appropriate for measuring stupidity on a global level.

George Bush's tenure would have to be measured in yottaduhs.

by kpatz January 23, 2009

duh

replacement for the sarcastic retort, " No Kidding! "

" Hey, the Sun is bright "
" Duh! "

by MzQ July 21, 2003