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Duffle Bagger 

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.
Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.
Duffle Bagger by Ramen King November 27, 2012
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Duffle bagged 

Usually referring to a break up. Taking everything another person has ever gotten you, put it in a duffel bag, leave it on there front porch and never talk to them again.
Sarah duffle bagged Kyle last weekend.

Duffel Bagged 

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.
Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.
Duffel Bagged by John Bondage January 8, 2015

dufflebanger 

A person who likes having sex with ugly people.
You'll never see him with a hot chick, hes an absolute dufflebanger.
dufflebanger by Kevke December 29, 2018

Dufflebagger

Someone who uses dates as an opportunity to assume they’re staying the night. Especially first dates when they bring comforts from home that they should NOT be comfortable bringing. Including but not limited to CPAP sleeping machines and extreme adult toys.
I thought the date was going well, but he turned out to be a dufflebagger, yikes.
Dufflebagger by emeraldemj May 24, 2021

dufflebagged 

The act of getting so inebriated that you need to be carried out of the function like a dufflebag.
Jerry: “Yo, are you drinking tonight?”
Phil: “Yeah bro I’m trynna get dufflebagged with the boys.”
dufflebagged by J Scoon January 15, 2018
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