|1.||Ducks in your face|
A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.
Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...
Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"