Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009

Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018

Sick Ducker

A dick sucker, descretely.

Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 12, 2019

Homie Ducker

When your homie ducks you and beats around the bush about hanging out and going to events.

You know Blankface? Yeah, he's a homie ducker, kept me waiting around all day and never called me back before going to Musink.

by Joshua_drek March 7, 2019

butt ducker

a fucking retard who butt fucks ducks in the butt A.K.A. wesley helm and brett maeda and aaron maeda

wes and brett are such butt duckers!

by Heather and Beth November 1, 2004

sucker duckers

sneakers

I got new pants and a new shirt now all I need is a fresh pair of sucker duckers.

by Chemical Wally July 20, 2009

taylor duckers

a girl that looks like a duck. she has a ready big bush and never shaves.

taylor duckers lets have sex...
pulls down her trousers...
booooooom. ...
boy gets hit in the face with her bush!

by boomboom... March 29, 2016