Dubem’s awesome, she’s my best friend
by HeckyHeckler September 28, 2018
1> the lip picker
2> the stupidest and the most retarded thing to walk on the planet
3> the hair scratcher
4> the Dominant Gene
5> Mitals Bum Chum and special friend
6> Dubem
7> Grizzle
> Devoid of his cells and proteins, Dubem has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
> Astronauts get taller when they are in Dubem.
> California is the biggest exporter of Dubem in the world!
> Dubem was the first Tsar of Russia.
> Finding Dubem on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
> Americans discard enough Dubem to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
> The condom - originally made from Dubem - was invented in the early 1500s!
> Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Dubem!
> Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Dubem supply.
> All shrimp are born as Dubem, but gradually mature into females.
2> the stupidest and the most retarded thing to walk on the planet
3> the hair scratcher
4> the Dominant Gene
5> Mitals Bum Chum and special friend
6> Dubem
7> Grizzle
> Devoid of his cells and proteins, Dubem has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
> Astronauts get taller when they are in Dubem.
> California is the biggest exporter of Dubem in the world!
> Dubem was the first Tsar of Russia.
> Finding Dubem on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
> Americans discard enough Dubem to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
> The condom - originally made from Dubem - was invented in the early 1500s!
> Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Dubem!
> Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Dubem supply.
> All shrimp are born as Dubem, but gradually mature into females.
by John Yanka November 6, 2007
by Cheyri April 19, 2021
Pronounced du-bem. When a person is acting in a way that is deemed to be very stupid and has a lack of common sence.
by John Yanka October 31, 2007
dubem is the hottest guy ever. you meet him and you’re surprised that god even makes guys like that. he’s a little shy, but it’s endearing. he takes a bit to open up to you, but when he does, he’s so funny and easy to talk to. he’s sweet and compassionate, something surprising for his looks. he’s so ambitious and smart, he can and will do anything he puts his mind to. if you find a man like dubem, marry him.
by shhjeedbjfdfgtdvj November 22, 2021
To spoil or destroy something or injure someone by accident
Or
A person who spoils things accidentally
Or
A person who spoils things accidentally
by mrstealyourbitchanddip June 26, 2021
dubem is the hottest guy ever. you meet him and you’re surprised that god even makes guys like that. he’s a little shy, but it’s endearing. he takes a bit to open up to you, but when he does, he’s so funny and easy to talk to. he’s sweet and compassionate, something surprising for his looks. he’s so ambitious and smart, he can and will do anything he puts his mind to. if you find a man like dubem, marry him.
by shhjeedbjfdfgtdvj November 22, 2021