Top Definition
The act of moistening one's finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another's ear canal without any consideration for the other.
Sentence:
At Fruddruckers Tito got Wil with a Duante's Finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
How to use:
This is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. You can be an ass if you get the first beer, b/c they don't have one yet to return the PAIN (aka Daunte's Finger).
by HuntR November 28, 2005

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