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A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed. Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."
Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win." Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!" (I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen) Me: "High fives are for fags!!"
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by Mr. Rickboto Oct 9, 2009 share this add a video |
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