Top Definition
Another word for masturbating.

The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."

The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.
10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"

Dad: "He's masturbating."

10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"

Dad: "Yes."
by Jenn_is_a_Warrior July 10, 2008

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