| 1. | Mary Winkler | ||
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Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl. Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.
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| 2. | Southern Rock | ||
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Born in the 1970's, southern rock harnest a perfect blend of southern additude and all that is rock 'n' roll. A southern rock band must have at least 3 guitars. The songs must contain lyrics about heartache, booze, a southern state or any combonation of the three. The "Southern Rock" life style requires you to be physicly out of shape and have the ability to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels by yourself.
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| 3. | trucker | ||
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Scientific name: Stankious Janktious Buffooneratium.
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Synopsis A janky, pungent waste of carbon molecules formed when a human host (generally mentally retarded or otherwise janky) is infected with a bacterial symbiote from the anhydrous planet Janky-Dell-Nokimotoranoobina. Upon contagion, the symbiote moves swiftly through the host's body, seizing control over the host's brain and reproductive organs. Effects Known effects on males include decreased penile stature and increased libido. Symptoms of the contagion are rarely evident in females; most are simply dormant carriers. However, cases of females showing symptoms have been documented and are most prevalent in butch females of the homosexual persuasion, or female slaves of a male of the species. The contagion is known to cause massive hair redistribution from the scalp to other parts of the bod... |
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| 4. | Alabama | ||
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(n.) The State without Car Inspections. I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.
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| 5. | old number 7 | ||
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Jack Daniels. The name comes straight from the label. "And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn." -"Love Like This" Drive-by Truckers |
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| 6. | suicide ball | ||
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Knob attached to steering wheels to allow for faster movement and easier single handed operation. Also makes it easy to spin car out of control. Used by truckers and hand control users. I get to drive using hand controls and a suicide ball.
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| 7. | Sand Bagging | ||
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A word usually used by Truckers meaning slow driving or taking ones time. A lot of heavily loaded trucks will be "Sand Bagging" while driving up a steep grade( a large hill or mountain)
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