After escaping the wrath of Testicle Torsion, unleash a 4-week nut bomb extravaganza on your girlfriend's headlights. Proceed to breathe fire, and exit with caution.
I gave my girlfriend a glazing job and she quickly became a wax figurine. This was the result of the deadly Dragon Slayer Supreme.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 27, 2010