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Drake's Hairline

It was left in 3rd grade
Aye! That niggah has Drake's Hairline! LMAOOO

Drake's Beard 

This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."
Drake's Beard by Z@C February 26, 2011

John Drake's Law

(n) The internet rule that as a Rock Band argument gets more heated, it becomes more likely that somebody will bring up Muse. When such an event occurs, the person who brought up the band name has effectively forfeited the argument as well as his DLC request
"im sick off all this metal CRAP........when are they gonna release MUSE?"

"John Drake's Law, Trent"
John Drake's Law by HeyRiles October 4, 2011

Drake's Cake 

A piece of heaven, twin-wrapped with cinnamon on top. Nominally just a prepackaged crumb coffee cake sold primarily in the Northeast in boxes of 10, but in reality, so much more.
"Shit, I was down at foodmaster and they had a 2-for-$2 deal on Drake's cakes! Needless to say, I purchased them all.
Drake's Cake by ppowpow May 14, 2009
A unit of gnarlyness.
Originating from the French Alps.
Used to measure/quantify any physical endeavour.
Abbreviated (D!)
Person 1: "How big is it?"

Person 2: "errr, 10 Drake's"

Person 1: "Sweet, dropping."

Drake's Cake 

When someone takes a massive shit and it resembles a box of something from the Drake's Cakes pastry line. ie Yodels, Devil Dogs, or Ring Dings.
Dude 1: Oh man I can feel my schvinkter pulsing like a heartbeat, I gonna have to drop a Drake's Cake when we get back to your house.

Dude 2: Why the hell didn't you go at Taco Bell.

Dude 1: Dude, this is in no way, shape, or form a duecington for the likes of a public restroom.
Drake's Cake by JohnWerner32 July 12, 2006