Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!
The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!