dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

dousche-a-loosh

One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse

Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh

by Terchek November 16, 2006

Dousche Whibbler

More than a dousche bag or a dousche box or a dousche silo

a term created by sarah silverman

Jay your such a dousche whibbler

by Travis the Tank Engine October 31, 2008

Dousche Lick

An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.

Dude, I hate that guy, he's such a Dousche Lick.

by High Wizard December 11, 2008

dousche waffle

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

by jam fizzle April 3, 2006

dousche fuck

a douche and a fucker in one

Me-Roll you dousche fuck(Saying to friend as he takes forever to roll in monpoly

by ry8an9 August 25, 2008

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014