Douglas

A very old name of Scottish decent derived from India and Africa. Usually technically challenged, enjoys a beverage or 10, is an introverted extrovert that when the exterior is peeled away is as deep as a puddle. Will generally have health issues and complain more than an old jewish woman being served at a deli enjoys fantasy football but is terrible at it. Outwitting him is generally pretty easy. The term "no-brainer' comes from his actions

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's your wifi password?"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"

by anon123$57mous January 30, 2018

Douglas

douglas is a very cute boy wit a beautiful soul. he know how to make a girll ouuu uk

girl douglas just called me sexyy ahhhh

by Angeldabaddest March 12, 2021

Douglas

This is the name of a man that will hunt down any girl he sets his sights on and he'll stop at nothing intill he gets that ass

Only if the girl is under 10 years of age

Also this man can be incredibly gay

NO DOUGLAS LEAVE HER ALONE YOU GAY BOI

by HEATER HIM SELF September 19, 2020

Douglas

A crack head that often deals fringe and considers every friend of his a child.

Dude Douglas is my dad.

by Swedish foot fetish October 23, 2019

Douglas

(n) To be a Douglas is to be extremely stupid and/or ugly.

Frequently combined with Bernard, or Huckleberry.

You are one Douglas

by Geee-83 May 20, 2011

Douglas

A "Douglas" is someone who always roots for the best teams (According to who is doing best at the time).
I.E. Lakers, Cavs, Celtics, Magic, Yankees, Colts, Patriots, etc.

Here are a few examples of real life "Douglasness" in the New York area.

"BYE BYE JETS!!!! fuckinng suckkerrrrss!! LETS GO COLTS!!!"

"lOl now all you JETS FANS can STFU they LOST so live with it i been sayin it all week, jets cant beat the Colts Mark Sanchez aint no Tom Brady lOl hahahahahahahahahahaha"

"New York City, we say GO LAKERS!"

by Renato Silva January 25, 2010

Douglas

the art of not shutting up about doing your masters degree to the extent that your life afterwards will have no meaning as you will have nothing to talk about.

-will she ever shut up about her masters degree?

-She's such a Douglas.

by wozzbozz February 5, 2010