ok, douchebag reminds the German word WASCHLAPPEN (washrag or flannel)...
1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag
2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything
3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing
4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.
examples...
1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag
2. a wimp
3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist
4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.
by katha August 20, 2006
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Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"
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when a guy/girl that you're dating tells you they love you every single day and always smiles at you and then one day, they treat you like complete and utter crap and ignore you and everything nd put you through absolute hell and then you get home and have a message from them and they want to break up because apprently you should just "be friends" and you're like, "why couldn't you tell me this earlier and saved me a whole hell of alot of worry? oh and it would be nice if you wouldn't tell me you love me unless you mean it!" and then you find out that the next day, they've been telling all of your friends.
Bob: "I love you" -3 hours later- "um, let's break up"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"
by Im over you. get over yourself February 19, 2010
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I. One who is:

a. An asshole
b. Annoying
c. Makes no sense at all
d. a vagina (insult)
Jimmy: I told Melissa you're gay, so she wouldn't go out with you.
Sean: WTF, you douchebag.I knew you were uncool! one
by cece December 17, 2004
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a person who searches the internet for said word.
yep, you my friend, are a douchebag.
by look at you, dirty fucker September 16, 2010
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A technical term for adherents of the political philosophy of anarchism.

Specifically useful in reference to those who embrace "anarchism without adjectives," or reject the communist tradition within anarchism.
Wow, did you go to the spokes council last night? What a bunch of douchebags.
by canweriotnow October 6, 2011
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An immature asshole that texts his girlfriend to break up with her, and then when she confronts him he asks her if she would like to come in for a taco. He also doesn't open doors for females and sits on his ass and plays Halo 3 with his butt buddies all day. And he likes to make it a point that his favorite color is purple.
I wonder why Allen is the biggest douchebag in the world. Maybe its because he has a small penis?
by heonlywishes April 28, 2008
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