Top Definition
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
#douche #douche bag #cunt cleaner #cooter vacuum #stuff
by Dino V. February 18, 2007
Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.
"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"
#mattg124 #douche #canoe #canoes #asshole
by Agentducky0012 August 18, 2011
doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
#deushe canoe #deush canoe #doosh canoe #doush canoe #asshole #dick #idiot #moron
by ditystotsgosser July 14, 2011
Anyone who is french
Frenchie is such a douche canoe
#douche #canoe #french #frenchie #douche canoe #david
by Victorfudge June 05, 2011
A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.
Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!
#douche #canoe #canoo #dooche #idiot
by BringerofMail December 11, 2010
Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.
Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...

Dont be such a Douche canoe
#douche #bag #canoe #jerk #ass.
by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010
He is a dickhead
That kid is such a douche canoe
#asshole #abusive #stupid #mean #retarded
by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015
A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
#truck #gas guzzler #jackass #redneck #douchebag #dodge #unnecessary vehicle
by kish2554 March 22, 2014
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