Top Definition
Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.
Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
by JezzInMyPants November 01, 2009
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