Among the few who have been able to achieve the novel title of dork muffin are the Green Ranger, Victor, smexy Jason and <3Jen<3. Forever will their names be etched into history as the most awesome people not only on Earth, but also the coolest gangstas of the highest degree.
person #2: As am I, fellow human brethren.
dork muffin: Eat me!
person #1: Uh... What do you mean by that?
person #2: Were you being rude or did you mean it literally?
dork muffin: ;D <333
person #1: Now you are not even speaking English anymore.
person #2: 'Tis true. But my cravings for fun and hunger have been satisfied. This... Person is exquisitely delicious. Thank you-- *looks at name tag* Dork muffin.
dork muffin: ;] *opens up mouth and shoots corn at persons #1 and 2*
person #1: Corn! One of my many weaknesses!
person #2: I... *dead*
person #1: I will avenge your death #2! *dead*
dork muffin: And all is well in the world. <3