Dumb bitch. She also has to attack that fox's conscience. She yells at it, repeatedly, telling it how bad, and mean it is for stealing some useless shit that she has, that she can find again in about 10 minutes. I think her and the monkey are partners. That monkey won't shut the fuck up.
Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Boots: Holy shit Dora! I'm trippin' BALLS!
Dora: *Laughs* Me too...
Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.
Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.
Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.
Dora: Is it windy there?
Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!
Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
Dora: *Laughs* Me too...
Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.
Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.
Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.
Dora: Is it windy there?
Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!
Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...
by im a goldfish August 29, 2007
A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".
Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch
by jamal February 19, 2004
A snotty 7 year old with no brains who travels on an adventure every FUCKING DAY with her homosexual monkey, boots.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
Dora The Explorer: C'mon boots. Let's go get fucked up.
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
by Dilzx33 August 9, 2008
A messed up show for toddlers.
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
DORA THE EXPLORER
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
by B0b Marl3y August 6, 2008
Person 1: Hey, who is that dank ass two year old in front of the mental hospital asking “can you find the mental hospital”?
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN
Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN
Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*
by Ozzy the fruity fag February 27, 2022
Dora the Explorer: "Where's the mountain?"
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
A gay little kid with the worst TV show on earth. It's really not educational. I mean... Blue's Clues is more educational than that and it's got talking shovels. Dora is enimies with a fox named Swiper. Swiper, at some point in the show, comes and steals something that is LEAST valuable to Dora, or something that she can regain within 5 minutes. But anyway, she goes after Swiper (if he even accomplishes actually stealing something). Or, if her item is "valuable", she says "Swiper no swiping!" or something related to that, and sticks out her hand like a little homosexual. And she's got herself a little companion whose name is Boots, a monkey who wears red boots. OOH! That is so creative that I cannot handle it *sarcastically*! And he complains about mostly everything throughout the whole 30 minutes. She also carries a backpack and a map, and yes, these items... talk. The map only shows 3 places which is so helpful (not). And last of all, she asks you questions that have obvious answers. For example, she will ask you "Where is my sock?" Then, the camera will zoom in on her sock lying there, two inches away from her, and draw your attention to it by making 17 billion arrows point at it. And don't be surprised cause they will fit ALL of them on the screen.
Summary: Dora the Explorer is a gay homo who is also very stupid, with talking animals and objects and she goes places using her map. Soon she runs into Swiper the Fox or she has a problem that needs to be solved using the items in her backpack, which we all know Swiper tries to steal.
THE END!
THE END!
by xXaeropostaleXx January 28, 2008