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One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"
"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"
by THE KBC January 29, 2009
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a richard that possesses the qualities of a Dumb Loser, hence the word "dooser" has been created. =
wow.. he is such a dumbass!!!!

yeah man... SuCh a dooser!!!!!
by fafoo June 14, 2008
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