In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.
Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."
Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"
Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"
Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
by Cataholic April 19, 2013
A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".
Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"
Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"
Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."
Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"
Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."
by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022
A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.
by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010
by pushnook August 22, 2011
-See 'Safety'
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
by smithsfan November 16, 2010
A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.
The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."
"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
by Angelius October 29, 2009