1.) Of delecate intellect

2.) A person who is described as: self-important, condecending, often and blatently incorrect, and generally a douchebag
A Dooley is someone who will treat those that they deem beneat them like crap, not listen to what they say, and then get angry when the information that he should have listend to was acctually pertinent to a problem.
by Whyt March 15, 2010
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1.) Of delecate intellect

2.) A person who is described as: self-important, condecending, often and blatently incorrect, and generally a douchebag
A Dooley is someone who will treat those that they deem beneat them like crap, not listen to what they say, and then get angry when the information that he should have listend to was acctually pertinent to a problem.
by Whyt March 15, 2010
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The local prostitute of a small town that only gets her satisfaction from killing little children then consuming their insides. You can spot a Dooley out from a crowd of whores by her distinctive eye patch and matching wand. The only way to kill a Dooley is to have Charlie Sheen cut off her head and sacrifice it to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for some more tiger blood.
"That Dooley is one crazy hoe, I think I might need some Sheen"
by bigdogchoppers December 26, 2011
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The act of expressing extreme optimism regarding a subject in direct contradiction of all evidence and logic.
He said this project is on track and the status is green? He's obviously taking a dooley!
by jdubbya November 3, 2011
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Drugs, Tabs, Buds, blotter, pills, hits
Me and Skeeter scored a couple dooleys
by Skeeeeeeter March 19, 2008
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When you meet up with a chick who sucked you dick outside a bar once, thinking you'll have a couple drinks, get your dick sucked and be home by 11:00pm. Instead she drags you to her high school reunion(or some other uncomfortable, nonsexual situation), gets all wacked out on crystal meth, keeps you out till 3am, and then rewards you with a C- blow job.
That stripper totally dooleyed me last night. I was just trying to get my dick sucked, not meet her dad and drive her to go pay her probation fees. When i finally got the pussy, it was like fucking a glass of water
by Chico Goldberg June 27, 2014
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Dooley. (dew - lee), Verb. Similar to leech; a person who clings to another or mooches from another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other's resources; parasite

To leech, "borrow", mooch, scavenge or scrounge for substinense, usually food or consumables.
1. Because I came to work with no lunch, I dooleyed some food from the previous shift's leftovers. 2. I dooleyed the fuck out of Suman's cake. 3. He's always dooleying coke zero's from my fridge.
by William Fletcher September 8, 2008
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