A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
by BanditoSlim October 8, 2011
The mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one's dookie will contain corn, despite one's diet.
Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.
See: Corn in Poop
Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.
See: Corn in Poop
Ex. 1: "Dude! Come look at this deuce! I haven't had corn in weeks!"
Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."
Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."
by EvilBloodGnome February 9, 2008