Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit

When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.

by RAAAAH! May 23, 2009

Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 12, 2011