donofrio

a very hot boy with an odd personality. Usually gothic with those big black trench coats. Most likely dated a girl named liz and who is currently dating a girl named angela who is a shy yet outgoing person.Most likely loves spiderman and has lots of comic books.

Mike donofrio enters room

angela:Heyy hun
Mike:Hunny...I love you
Angela:Really?
Mike:of course I do
Angela:so why did you make out with liz then?
Mike:That was 6 months ago
Angela: so......
Mike:*trys to kiss angela* Im sorry
Angela:*cock blocks mike* liar
(ends with a kiss and a bunch in the balls)

donofrio by Sansanboob October 16, 2008

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tori donofrio

A woman who is amazing and enters weirdohs more than Aaron, therefore making her a better friend than him

Person: has Tori Donofrio came in the chat?
Person 2: yes she has. Aaron hasn’t because he’s a fucking rat

tori donofrio by Karkat V February 6, 2019

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lucy donofrio

bitch from hell

why does my life suck so much?
oh maybe because youve met lucy donofrio.

lucy donofrio by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 4, 2009

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Tim D'onofrio

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".

1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz

Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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