Donkey Pie 

A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.

Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.

Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."

Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."

Donkey Pie by ploud21 December 12, 2010

Hairy Donkey Pie 

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.

Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.

Hairy Donkey Pie by Iliad March 22, 2008

gigantic piece of donkey eating shit 

A gigantic piece of donkey eating shit, well........... that would be me :D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or you

gigantic piece of donkey eating shit by nizy May 8, 2005

donkeyfied

something that has happened that is fucking foolish

that nigga told the teacher to shut up;that was donkeyfied!

donkeyfied by Anonymous January 15, 2003

DonkeyPig 

When someone laughs and snorts at the same time resulting in an eeyore squeal

She's a donkeypig

DonkeyPig by The gem nook June 16, 2018

paltering donkeypit 

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

paltering donkeypit by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019