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1.
1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.
Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...
by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 19, 2010