Don Carpenter 

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.

*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"

Don Carpenter by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018

Noncarpenters

The carpenters who are desperate for sc5 or sabrina carpenter's albums release in general, and yeeted themselves out of the fandom as a result of desperation.

Bro, do you realize how many noncarpenters are there? This gives me hope that SC5 will blow up!

Noncarpenters by carpenterfics October 21, 2021