When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 26, 2020

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.

Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.

by Trying to be quiet in my corne May 20, 2023