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Quel dommage

an intentionally ironic statement meaning "What a Pity" or "What a Shame".
You hate being around smokers and your best friend goes in to a store to buy another pack but they are out of his brand; you can say: "Quel Dommage!"
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quelle dommage 

Used sarcastically when someone needs to suck it up. In french it means 'What a shame'.
Stan: And then I stubbed my toe on the copier!
John: Aww, quelle dommage, would you like some cheese with your whine?
quelle dommage by Fat Stanley March 30, 2011

c'est dommage 

megan - C'est dommage. josh - "So you'll make me hot chocolate?"
c'est dommage by SnoPhox December 29, 2007
When you get utterly domed from a hit of nicotine. Like when you hit ur puff or Juul or nic device of choice and ur mind explodes.
Dude did u see Dennis? His cock fell off from the utter dommage.

Yea I know dude, he should get off that shit.
Dommage by Sackfest32 August 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026