Dolphin fart Share definition Flag A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died. We were listening to the H2O theme song, then Izzy let off a dolphin fart. Dolphin fart by dolphin retard April 5, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Dolphin fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch