verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010
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