Dog Child 

Noun; a female teenager who tries to befriend peers older than her in an attempt to reach goals, such as, hooking up with older guys, getting "messed up", or just trying to be cool in general

That Dog Child would not stop staring at him at the OAR concert!

Hey, at least the Dog Child paid for the bottle!

Dog Child by NikkitaParks June 3, 2011

Dog Face Child 

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

Dog Face Child by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

childhood dog 

A dog that you grew up with. That has a special place in your heart.

I often think of Buddy. He was my childhood dog.

childhood dog by kiwi05 August 29, 2023

Dogchild 

A dog that people own that they treat as a child would be treated or even better.

That woman took her dogchild to the spa today to get her cute little nails done.

Dogchild by BearFox March 20, 2015