Dog on a leash

Sex position in which the guy uses a shirt to wrap around the girl's stomach and uses the shirt like a leash to yank back and forth while fucking her doggy style.

Mike: Did you fuck that bitch last night?

Jeff: I fucked that like a dog on a leash!

by DogOnALeash October 16, 2009

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 30, 2003

Not my dog to leash

When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.

Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?

Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.

Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.

Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.

by ellerfl October 30, 2020