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1. Noun - Litterally, to be forced to crawl underneath a row of well-hung canines, thus allowing each of their phalices to graze your face or outright bump you in the eye. Occaisionally leaving a smear of clear liquid.

2. Noun - Any event or circumstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.
1. "Dude, in guatemala they employ the dog crawl as a form of capital punishment!"

2. "Crew practice was a dog crawl today. Coach made us do two 6k pieces."
by Dr. Dogcrawler November 02, 2009

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