Dodging the coat hanger

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.

Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

by StompinBoots June 18, 2009

Dodge the coat hanger

Often used as an insult directed towards someone meaning how they avoided being aborted.

Xy, stfu it honestly baffles me how you were able to dodge the coat hanger for 8 months, past facs?

by Griff smells February 10, 2021