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1.
Some redneck slut from America who thinks he can solve marriages and shit but really he just loves the Arizona Asshole! Makes a great prank call soundboard though:)
Doctor Phil howz it going?
Your blue eyed and bushy tailed!
CATHY, I wanted you to start living as a gay women!
by sammy April 28, 2003
 
2.
A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!
Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!
by Johnny Kovorkian September 01, 2008