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Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.
"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"
by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009

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