Top Definition
a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.
Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!

Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.

Alex:...do what?

Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
by the weird that chose to be man October 26, 2010

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