Doche Waffle 

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

Doche Waffle by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

douche-waffle 

a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them

Matt via thinks he's so cool but really hes just a giant douche-waffle.

douche-waffle by freddie07 November 8, 2009

douche waffle 

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

douche waffle by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.

Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008

douche waffle 

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

douche waffle by Siyui December 22, 2008

douche waffle 

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket

A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?

douche waffle by douche waffle May 13, 2005