a person who writes weird semi-deep shit on urban dictionary thinking no one will ever see it

a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip
checkout out that guys reversible plastic yellow cowboy hat, he's definitely a caleb dixon
by jian gomeshi January 18, 2015
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The shameful tongueing out n eating of a cheese sandwich whilst watching couples dogging.
Eearh luv I'm just off to Dirty Dixon's.
No worries ,Enjoy your sandwich!
by treggsy November 28, 2020
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Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.
Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*
by Yeet Yo Dong May 1, 2019
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Hailey is not like any other hailey, yes she is just as amazing as it says and she’s more, she’s gorgeous, and the best person you’ll ever meet, she’ll stick up for you and be a great friend to you, Hailey has no problem calling people out on their shit and can also help them fix it. She is independent and has no problem fighting for what she thinks
Person 1: who is that hot girl over there?
Person 2: oh that’s Hailey Dixon

Person 2: OH SHIT did you just see her punch that guy?!?
by It’s them June 3, 2023
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biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
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